BREAKING NEWS
Authorities are on the lookout for RedAllezGuy, after witnesses spotted him stealing the SugarCycles SUV and heading south for the border.
"I don't know what to say," said Sugar Cycles owner Philip Shama.
"One minute he's riding with us, the next, he's heading out of the country, I guess ashamed that his tri commune friends wouldn't accept his relationship with his life partner."
Also seen in the stolen SUV's Ms. Rozette, of the famed Apple Spa Massage Parlor.
Rumor has it Red is heading to Cozumel, Mexico, where he has been known to show public displays of affection to his life partner, White English Boy. Pinkgurugal was there last year when the two frollicked in the beach like two excited high school sweethearts.
White English boy was so worn out that weekend from his romance with Red that his lips swelled. Here's the evidence.
Word is a beach reunion is planned.
Cheers and happy training!
Oscar Wilde - “When one is in love one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. This is what the world calls a romance.”
1 comment:
do you see the glance they were giving each other. that's the look of true love
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